departured:

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

(Source: lindsaylohoean)

princewarblersteenagedream:

weddingbellklaine:

wargsansa:

whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich

Oh they exist… I have a pair and they’re marvelous…

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what is this sorcery?

bananas ROTAT E

yungterra:

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banan a

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rotato faster banana

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go

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g      O

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can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

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yES FEEL TH e SPED

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WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

(Source: yungterra)

touchmykittykat:

forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

Babe